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Tommy watts

A piece of bullshit who has a small penis.
He is always called gay and crap.
by TAE IS GOOD CONTENT July 29, 2019
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Tommys Jaws

When you have a passion for penis rather than taking a punch for mike tyson
I would rather have tommys jaws than take a punch from mike tyson
by The rither January 12, 2021
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Have sex with Tommy day

A day when a girl has sex with a boy named Tommy
I’m gonna fuck Tommy in have sex with Tommy day
by NooooobMastersixtynine69 October 13, 2020
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twelve pound tommy

Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.
Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me
by Damage157 October 10, 2022
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Tommy

Tommy is OBSESSED with star wars and minecraft and legos he makes Katalana and Rachel annoyed but he makes Beedoo super obsessed with Star Wars too. He likes the Mandalorian and Clone Wars and Battlefront 2 on the Xbox (which all of us got for Christmas but he hogs). He makes YouTube stopmotions with lego minifigures and he gets store credit from Andys. He also really really likes Jenobi.
Tommy is playing Battlefront again.
Tommy, stop talking about Mandalorian for once!
Tommy is a nerd lol.
by ranch. January 30, 2021
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come ooon tommy

a way to wreck person named tommy and destroy his mental well being. this insult can be used to attack people who mess up in the slightest and you what to show that you noticed it.
when tommy breathed too loud, the room erupted in a chorus of 'come ooon tommy.'
by 948302567829404leprechaun March 22, 2019
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Tommy

Tommy is a gross old man who likes girls who are barely adults. He is one major creep. Best to stay away from this rabbid invasion looking ahh creature, needs to be put down.

Bro also sounds like an uwu gacha boy man thing who secretly watches gacha heat because the missing princess rejected him so he big sad gacha uwu emo boy who always wears a hood to hide his ugly pedofile ratouille looking old man ahh face.
Mom: "OMG! Stay away, it's a Tommy."
Girl: "Why"
Mom: "He eats little girls"
-or-
G: OMG, he's old and looking at your rack
Other G: Oh...He must be a Gacha uwu Tommy
by urmomisinmybedqueenbarb January 18, 2024
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