Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.

Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel

by Lujobe April 2, 2025

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Toasted

It has multiple defintitions, Killed, for instance, but also can mean that you're totally f*** up on acid.

To shout "GET TOASTED!" at someone, for instance, means that you think that person should eat acid and kill their egos.

GET TOASTED!! (Eat acid and die!)
Sorry I'm not going out tonight, I'm totally toasted in my room right now, petting my fish.

I can't drive right now I'm way too TOASTED man. I'm TOAST!

by flicksmart February 8, 2026

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toaster destructor

the guy who destroys toasters. watch out

me: yo what’s up toaster destructor

toaster destructor: destroys your toaster

by epicdude10 March 8, 2026

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he destroys your toaster. he already got mine so i cant toast my bread anymore

me: yo what’s up toaster destructor

toaster destructor: *destroys toaster*

by epicdude10 March 8, 2026

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Toaster strudel

Consenting participant will be chained down and be subject to 5 penises ejaculating on participants body and after wards, the semen is used on a piece of toast, which is then cut in half, one half being put in the participants mouth, the other half in the anal cavity

Joe: Dude I love college, I gave Janice a toaster strudel with Parker the other night!
Gabriel: That’s nice to hear son.

by Diddlenut August 3, 2025

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