Professional Time Waster..P.T.W.

A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.

Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!

by light bearer666 August 16, 2009

Doom Time

The point during the working day where it is no longer psychologically possible to initiate any new work.

AM: Could you look at those budgets for me
TB: No can do it's doom time

by dr von doom October 2, 2018

Frosted Flakes Time

Meeting up with a woman in a parking lot at night for sex in a car...both faces are never seen by the other party, like the Frosted Flakes commercials.

I told my bro Jim I was hoping to meet up with Sally tonight for some Frosted Flakes time in the Waffle House parking lot.

by Hal Hadasass February 11, 2010

to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

son (crying, with a piece of ungraded homework in his hands) Dad, why the hell is this composition of mine on The Great War not even graded? And why did the teacher just shove it back in my face with out even bothering to look at it.

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma October 26, 2012

Texada Time warp

A high grade strain of Marijuana that will blow your fuckin' mind.

I smoked a bong full of Texada Time Warp and got so blasted I thought I saw Jesus cumming. He wasn't even wearing a condom.

by Stuperman July 30, 2006

boner time

Any ammount of time spent watching pornography, looking at beautiful women, or simply fantasizing. Popularized by Sean W. Scott in the movie Road Trip

"Barry, dim the lights... it's BONER TIME!!"

by TrippleZero May 9, 2005

due time

A time that isn't now, but then again isn't later, it is a time possibly in another universe, a time that is not even know by the person using the word. Typically used to refer to the time at which a friend will pay you back the money you lent him.

Hey buddy, do you have that money i lent you?
No, not now but i will have it in due time.
(meanwhile showing no apparent sacrifice in his own lifestyle in order to pay you back in your lifetime)

by allclassyNshit February 4, 2014