“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”
by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021


The sexual act of shitting on your partners chest, then using your erect penis to scoop up the shit and shovel it into their mouth.
by Baby Dick January 24, 2025

by mesijoe September 16, 2007

you proceed to Dutch oven a girl, and while you bask in the ambience of the aroma you proceed to have vaginal intercourse, thus creating the steamed cheeseburger.
by Big dick suddy September 9, 2015

by Pendleton September 2, 2022

During anal sex, when a black guy is having a three way accidently fucks his male friend in the ass; the man being penetrated jerks in a sudden moment having the penetrators penis to become lodged in his ass.
by chrissoutendijk February 26, 2011
