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Ball Gruff

Definition 1: The stubble of hair on a man's testicals after he has finished manscaping.

Definition 2: When you shave your balls and your skin gets very rough and stinky.
Girl 1: Did you see that man's ball gruff?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it was so rough and prickly

Man 1: Man, I have the worst case of ball gruff ever
Man 2: Yeah, my razor is very dull and causes me to get bad ball gruff as well.
by Jarl Balgruff December 31, 2011
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Fushigi Balls

When a man dangles his testicles freely and a woman does fushigi ball tricks with them.
I love it when a girl fushigi balls me. It vigorously turns me on.
by Bonkaroons January 29, 2020
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church ball

A player, typically a white guy, who participates in a recreational, often religious-affiliated basketball game with an unmatched level of intensity and hustle. Church Ball players are notorious for their aggressive and out-of-control play, making them a potential hazard for fellow players on the court. Often viewed as overzealous and lacking self-awareness, their unwavering commitment to the game is both impressive and terrifying.
Dude was playing church ball and tore his ACL.
by Wrxdrunkie April 4, 2023
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icky ball

when a vein in the scrotum becomes blocked up or twisted and the testicle becomes shrunken and mushy feeling
Molly was totally beating my meat till she noticed my icky ball and started dry heaving.
by salad tossa March 8, 2008
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diarrhea ball

A perfectly thrown ball in bowling that results in a strike where all the pins are thrown in the air. There cannot be any slow rolling pins that nudge others down, sliding or ones that slowly lean and tip over, all pins must be completely throw in the air with explosive results.
"Mark was losing until he started throwing diarrhea balls like crazy. He ended with a turkey in the 10th."
by shoujoboy February 28, 2013
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ball dock

Chin, the lower part of the face where testicles (balls) would end up if given oral sex by that person.
Scott said, "hey, look at the hairy ball dock on that crack whore!

"Nice ball dock on that new girl, eh?" Scott querried.
by Rhombic December 14, 2008
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Lucille Ball

Lucille Désirée Ball was an American actress, comedian, model, entertainment studio executive, and producer. She was the star of the self-produced sitcoms I Love Lucy, The Lucy Show, Here's Lucy, and Life with Lucy, as well as comedy television specials aired under the title The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.
Lucille Ball is the greatest femaleness comedian of all time!
by Desi Arnaz November 27, 2018
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