Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.
God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.
by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024

by TwoHeadedGiant December 5, 2018

Eastbury teachers are the basic definition of crack heads they smoke blunts they give you 1hour detentions for absolute nothing and most of them have serious anger issues
Some random kid: “have you seen those eastbury teachers that are complete crackheads”
Some other random kid: “yep that schools pretty crazy”
Some other random kid: “yep that schools pretty crazy”
by Lightskin girl December 1, 2019

A person who can get on your nerves even when they be nice. There are several types of teachers. For example, There is a very chill teacher who just gives you work and doesn't grade anything unless she/ he has to. Another teacher is the one only kiss-ups like, the ones who shushes you if you talk, and if you interupt her while she talking she gonna tell you to raise your hand and when you do she says, "put your hand down".
Teacher: Now class as you can see on the board there is a--
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Raise your hand, I'm talking
Student: *raises hand*
Teacher: Put your hand down.
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Raise your hand, I'm talking
Student: *raises hand*
Teacher: Put your hand down.
by MMhhMM ya I said dat October 29, 2020

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022

"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"
by Big Santa May 2, 2024

by qetyuioo May 2, 2022
