by maxvp January 15, 2012
Get the Boa Tardemug. Those people who are obsessed with Shark Week and insist on posting gratuitous amounts of pointless Facebook statues about Shark Week.
"Omg Finally Shark Week is here i can't wait to blow up everyones news feed"!
"Wow your such a Shark Tard"!!!!!
"Wow your such a Shark Tard"!!!!!
by Left4Dead Broooooski :) August 5, 2011
Get the Shark Tardmug. That feeling you get from lack of sleep for an extended period of time, that makes everything you say stupid and everything you hear hilarious.
"I've been up for 24 hours and I think the sleepy tards are setting in, because my brain isn't functioning properly."
by jdwiggs July 3, 2014
Get the Sleepy Tardsmug. by Stella Ella Ella Eh Eh October 6, 2008
Get the Tard Botchmug. if you are A) acting a fool, super hyper and being crazy, B) Cursing like a sailor in an affectionate manner or C) Being randomly perverted in a way that makes really no sense then you are being Jit-tarded
by JittyTheKitty January 29, 2012
Get the Jit-tardedmug. The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.
Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.
by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021
Get the tard genemug. The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.
Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard
by 1upChuka July 7, 2009
Get the Van-Tardmug.