melissa tank

One who becomes extremely intoxicated and has no recoletion of the events and or takes them self out on almost an hourly occurance.

spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank

by Benamin February 14, 2009

septic tank

The art of while being intoxicated placing a funnel into a woman's anal cavity and vomiting into said funnel.

wow, i am so drunk but that girl has a nice ass i would like to septic tankher.

by J.M. gigitty August 8, 2009

Top tank

Taking a dump in the systern of a toilet. Holding youself up by you hands on the wall and dropping in a bombay bad boy. The only way that can be fixed is if a glass-monkey mops the whole stinky area out.

Particularly skilled people can piss at the same time and even sometimes get a few drops in the bowl.

Norm gave Gilhooley a top tank for his birthday. He thought and animal (a trained dog) had done it.
He was wrong.

by Matt Regsmith April 30, 2003

Takuache

Mexican guys who wear expensive jeans, American fighter T-shirts, cowboy boots, and caps. They like going to truck meets with their loud chevys, gmc’s, etc. Most takuaches are good looking.

La mamalona de ese takuache si quema cuh.

by El cuhh January 9, 2021

British Tank

Used to describe a vehicle of some sort, usually an automobile, which has stalled out and/or won't run. Usually used in the form of a metaphor.

Hey, take a look at that Civic pulled over on the side of the road, with it's hood up and engine on fire! It's such a British tank!

by 5th Column April 28, 2003

Takumi

A very sexy mixed Japanese and black boy who has a big dick that is a legend in the community he lives in. He pulls all the hoes and people around the world wish to be him. He is a individual that is good in every sport and will forever be remembered.

"Man do you see that Takumi. I heard he fucked 100 bitches in a single hour!"

by Kelger69 January 27, 2017

tank

A fat bastard. One who is severly disfigured in the midsection.

John's getting so fat, he looks like a tank!

by phil March 2, 2003