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Taint-must 

A smell that is so grotesque, that causes the body to involuntarily gag. A smell that eredicates from the precipitation caused by the friction of an unkept, unwashed, unshaven ball sac/ anal region. Usually the result of a male not showering or changing his underwear for several days.
He was sitting in his dirty clothes next to me and all I could smell was his nasty taint-must.
Taint-must by HPU Section 3 September 2, 2014

taint-scuttling

Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.
I went for the taint-scuttling move on the old lady last night and she kicked me out of the house.

Tainted swampy gooch slime 

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.
Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

Taint Paint 

Referring to the area between the genitalia and testicals: when someone does not thoroughly wipe, so there is a dried layer of fecal matter on the taint.
"Bro, this girl was giving me head and puked!"

"Nasty! What happened!?"

"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "

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Taint Paint by Seanafee November 6, 2015
taije is a guy who seems like a fuckboy but will actually make your life so much better. he will be there for you and never try to hurt you. he is fine asf and freaky too. but most importantly he will always be there to lift you up.
taije is the best person.
taije by tha.queen May 3, 2018

Taint Licker

Chad really likes Jim because he is a good taint licker
Taint Licker by Spyderv May 30, 2018