Anti-Taco Legislation 

Any type of bill, resolution, statute, etc., that bans or otherwise prohibits the sale or consumption of tacos, and any meals made of tacos.

Anti-Taco Legislation is actually what the Patriot Act is all about.

Anti-Taco Legislation by Matt The Man November 3, 2007

Taco turd 

The annoying piece of meat that falls out the end of a taco when you bite into it.

*bites* (piece falls out) "damn! There goes the taco turd!"

Taco turd by Fool22 July 11, 2010

Two Bean Taco 

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)

She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco

Two Bean Taco by Jake March 26, 2004

Taco hell 

Another name for Taco bell.

Eat this and stay backed up for days Or get wet watery runs.

Cation: Hot itchy but.

Hey lets get Taco hell!

Taco hell by Reanight July 9, 2009

Taco Mask 

Eatting a girl out with her legs wrapped around your head like a strap.

I'd wear here like a taco mask, wouldn't you Travis?

Taco Mask by VW Badboy September 16, 2005

Taco-man 

Hiding outside the Taco Bell drive through and stealing someone's food when the employee hands it out the window. when running away it is necesary to yell "TACO MAN!!!"

hey, lets Taco-man tonight.

Taco-man by pinman09 March 28, 2007

Wash off the Taco 

The act of cleaning one's vaginal area, esp. if one is prone to chronic, unpleasant odor.

Dude, I was going down on this chick and nearly gagged. She needed to go wash off the taco.

Wash off the Taco by Heatmizuh August 26, 2004