circle trout

Circle trout are very rare... Oncorhynchus anusswimus
They are thought to be closely related to the corn-eyed brown trout, but nobody has ever been able to properly identify and document them.
This is largely due to the fact that when the circle trout is alarmed, it begins to swim in tighter and tighter circles until finally the trout swims up it's own ass and ceases to exist. A sport fishery did exist for circle trout in the early 50's, but it quicly died out as anglers sought out fish they could actually catch...

"What was that? A circle trout?"
"I caught a bunch of circle trout today, but never got to see them..."

by NickTheGreat November 5, 2008

Internet Truth

Internet Truth = Lies. Internet Truth is all the BS people expect you to believe, but you hear so much of it you never know who to believe.

Chatroom guy 1: Hey I make 60,000 dollars a year and I drive a 2008 corvette.
Chatroom guy 2: Are you telling me the Internet Truth?

by kevmar October 16, 2007

THOT Trout

A 30yr+ male hoe/slut who goes to the club to pick up younger woman.

I'm going to the club tonight hoping to get took home by a THOT Trout.

I don't let THOT Trout's buy me drinks.

by womanwitdadragontattoo June 21, 2014

r-truth

To pull an R-Truth just randomly shout *what's up* for no reason whatsoever

My friend is such an R-Truth he just randomly screams what's up to Jimmy all the time.

by Isis Uzi oddly soft idk August 12, 2018

The truth

Fortnite is gay

I know the truth

by Yo_friendlyneighbourhoodcowboy December 6, 2018

Savoury Trouser Trout

used to describe a penis that has already been used in intercourse and then offered for oral sex

"Dude, I hit that chink Kristal last night and when I was done doing her I offered her my savoury trouser trout as dessert.

by Joe Redifines The Universe October 1, 2008

East river trout

Any floating object, usually fecal material or condom, flowing down an urban body of water

Danny dangled his fingers over the edge of the boat as it drifted downtown, until his had hit something soft. He recoiled and saw that it was a large brown East river trout

by wstlnguy June 26, 2009