"ROCKING BILL" (Also see - "Rocking Billy Bob)
Refers to a person with limited intelligence who sits making repetitive, rocking movements for hours on end whilst both walking and sitting (possibly whilst sleeping), salivates excessively and is voluntarily incontinent of urine. May carry a large potato on his person.
General and widely acknowledged oddball.
"ROCKING BILLY BOB"
As with Rocking Bill, but clothed in a lumberjack shirt, dungaree's, a straw hat and long piece of hay / straw for chewing. Shotgun, rocking chair and yapping dog optional.
Levels of "Rocking Billy Bobness" vary, according to the number of missing or decayed teeth and the frequency and volume with which he speaks.
Refers to a person with limited intelligence who sits making repetitive, rocking movements for hours on end whilst both walking and sitting (possibly whilst sleeping), salivates excessively and is voluntarily incontinent of urine. May carry a large potato on his person.
General and widely acknowledged oddball.
"ROCKING BILLY BOB"
As with Rocking Bill, but clothed in a lumberjack shirt, dungaree's, a straw hat and long piece of hay / straw for chewing. Shotgun, rocking chair and yapping dog optional.
Levels of "Rocking Billy Bobness" vary, according to the number of missing or decayed teeth and the frequency and volume with which he speaks.
"Oh shit! Leg it - the local Rocking Bill is coming over"
"That fella there? He's a full on Rocking Bill"
A Rocking Billy Bob is likely to be heard yelling -
"Yeeehaaaahhh!! Ahm a gonna go find me some nigger to shoot"
"That fella there? He's a full on Rocking Bill"
A Rocking Billy Bob is likely to be heard yelling -
"Yeeehaaaahhh!! Ahm a gonna go find me some nigger to shoot"
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His rock shot was all over my new Versace crest wool cardigan.
He blew his rock shot all over my breasts and we passed out. I woke up and tits looked like a family of snails had been crawling over me.
His rock shot was all over my new Versace crest wool cardigan.
He blew his rock shot all over my breasts and we passed out. I woke up and tits looked like a family of snails had been crawling over me.
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Get the Ashton Rock mug.A sub-genre of rock in which the singers of the bands sing with a pseudo-soulful, southern twang that makes all of their lyrics sound like a cat from Georgia Meowing for 3-6 min. Mostly tools listen to this. One might say it sounds like they are trying to sing with a pint of syrup in their mouth and they are trying to not spit it out, but not swallow it either. Bands that are in this genre: Pearl Jam, Creed, Cold, Kings of Leon, Matchbox 20 / Rob Thomas, Nirvana part 2 or (Seether), Hinder, and much more.
Man I met this dude at this party and he seemed cool enough so I was cool to him. The next day I found out he liked Meow Rock, so I hit him with a bus.
by xxPowerlocxx April 5, 2011
Get the Meow Rock mug.to vocalize or sing in a corny, rhythmical manner, about the current task or objective one is performing. Kind of like how one would imagine a jock would sing.
For example, if you're cleaning you're bathroom, you'd sing something like, "Wiping down the siiiinnnnk!!! Scruuuubbiiiing the faaaauucet!!!!! Got to get it clean before my girrrlllrllllfriend gets hooooooome! Cuz i want to get laaaaaaid!!!!"
Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.
Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.
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1) A: Where did I put my pen?
B: It's there in front of you!
A: Doh! Senility rocks!
2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?
B: You did - seven times now.
A: Oops - Senility Rocks
B: It's there in front of you!
A: Doh! Senility rocks!
2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?
B: You did - seven times now.
A: Oops - Senility Rocks
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