A insult used for 12 year old incels who never had a girlfriend before in their entire life and care about woman with big boobs and a thicc ass because they got all the cake that they want to suck on and grope on their tits and other “flat” woman do not.
They only have a crush on women because of how thicc they are, but not the way they look. For Example: Their Hair, their makeup their face or how they talk. And they don’t seem to have confidence to talk about how pretty they are or what they do with their actions and judge whether those women are big or small. And trust me, those fuckers always call those woman flat. Meanwhile, women reject guys not because of the way they act, but because of how much of a wimp they are or how fat they are and they don’t seem to realize that until just now.
You see, I had a crush on a girl back in high school and she did seemed flat. But I didn’t care because of the fact how pretty she was and I succeeded in getting her to be my girlfriend. I mean, sure I do like big breasted women too. But I also like girls who are nice, funny, sweet, smart, confident and motivational. And it isn’t about the size because they don’t matter. Go ahead, dislike this post, I don’t give a shit anyway since that’s the truth. This is gonna be a terrible example, but read it and try to get the picture
They only have a crush on women because of how thicc they are, but not the way they look. For Example: Their Hair, their makeup their face or how they talk. And they don’t seem to have confidence to talk about how pretty they are or what they do with their actions and judge whether those women are big or small. And trust me, those fuckers always call those woman flat. Meanwhile, women reject guys not because of the way they act, but because of how much of a wimp they are or how fat they are and they don’t seem to realize that until just now.
You see, I had a crush on a girl back in high school and she did seemed flat. But I didn’t care because of the fact how pretty she was and I succeeded in getting her to be my girlfriend. I mean, sure I do like big breasted women too. But I also like girls who are nice, funny, sweet, smart, confident and motivational. And it isn’t about the size because they don’t matter. Go ahead, dislike this post, I don’t give a shit anyway since that’s the truth. This is gonna be a terrible example, but read it and try to get the picture
Annie: H-Hey Jonathan, I can’t believe I’m saying this. but, I think I s-sort of like you. Not only that, but I think you’re cute and smart.
Jonathan: Oh, um. thanks, I guess?
Annie: What’s Wrong?
Jonathan: *Glances onto her small breasts without her noticing his eyes* Oh uh, nothing. It’s just that, I like you too Debra.
Annie: Awww! That’s so sweet of you. Wanna hang out after school?
Jonathan: Uhhhh, I can’t! I got plans.
Annie: What kind of plans?
Jonathan: I got to go to baseball practice after school. then after that, I gotta go to my friends house to play games with.
Annie: Oh, okay then. That makes sense. I’ll see you tomorrow.
Debra: *Walks by with her medium sized breasts of hers and bouncing her big booty*
Jonathan: Hello Gorgeous...
Annie: *Slaps him* HEY! Why are looking are looking at Debra?!
Jonathan: Um, no reason.
Annie: There has to be. What does she have that I don’t?
Jonathan: Mmmm, Cake... No wait! That’s not what I meant! I Uh, mean cake like Vanilla Cake. I mean, you noticed her holding cake right?
Annie: ...Yeah, she is carrying cake. Carrying cake more than I ever will! Well I hope you enjoy eating that cake of hers and choke on it once your done eating! *Cries and runs away*
Jonathan: Wait! Your the cake I would eat all day on a flatter- I mean platter!
Jonathan: Oh, um. thanks, I guess?
Annie: What’s Wrong?
Jonathan: *Glances onto her small breasts without her noticing his eyes* Oh uh, nothing. It’s just that, I like you too Debra.
Annie: Awww! That’s so sweet of you. Wanna hang out after school?
Jonathan: Uhhhh, I can’t! I got plans.
Annie: What kind of plans?
Jonathan: I got to go to baseball practice after school. then after that, I gotta go to my friends house to play games with.
Annie: Oh, okay then. That makes sense. I’ll see you tomorrow.
Debra: *Walks by with her medium sized breasts of hers and bouncing her big booty*
Jonathan: Hello Gorgeous...
Annie: *Slaps him* HEY! Why are looking are looking at Debra?!
Jonathan: Um, no reason.
Annie: There has to be. What does she have that I don’t?
Jonathan: Mmmm, Cake... No wait! That’s not what I meant! I Uh, mean cake like Vanilla Cake. I mean, you noticed her holding cake right?
Annie: ...Yeah, she is carrying cake. Carrying cake more than I ever will! Well I hope you enjoy eating that cake of hers and choke on it once your done eating! *Cries and runs away*
Jonathan: Wait! Your the cake I would eat all day on a flatter- I mean platter!
by TheFacts247 May 16, 2021
Get the Flatmug. by mrtoodamn_good August 7, 2021
Get the flat foot rollingmug. by donniedarkofan69sex November 2, 2020
Get the flat gmug. a boy who looks undernourished, he also has a specific fashion: graphic tees, flannels, extra baggy jeans ( because they are skinny).
by dontbesensitive December 1, 2019
Get the Flat Stanleymug. by CGB_ June 9, 2021
Get the Flatmug. a type of housing launched by the Singapore government that is built according to demand, which is determined by the number of applicants and their downpayment.
2011. Asia Singapore What is Build to Order HDB 1 Apr (Online). With BTO, HDB announces sites for new flats and interested flat buyers submit their applications within the application period. After the application period is closed, HDB conducts a computer ballot to determine the queue position to book a flat. Once this queue is constructed, HDB invites applicants to book a flat. This exercise is followed by an assessment to determine whether to build the project or not. If HDB decides to go for the project, tenders are invited for the construction of the flats. After the flats are built they are handed over to their buyers.
2013. The Straits Times Scrap executive condos and focus on BTO flats 2 Jan (Online). In May, HDB will offer 4,850 BTO flats in Choa Chu Kang, Hougang, Jurong West, Sembawang and Woodlands.
2014. The New Paper Fewer BTO flats in 2015 21 Oct (Online). Instead, the HDB should phase out ECs and build more Build-To-Order flats to satisfy the queue of newlyweds hoping to get their own place so that they can start a family, as well as the growing segment of single citizens.
2015. My Paper HDB to build more BTO flats in 2016 31 Dec (Online). The number of new Housing Board Build-To-Order (BTO) flats will be ramped up to 18,000 next year to provide for a rise in demand.
2013. The Straits Times Scrap executive condos and focus on BTO flats 2 Jan (Online). In May, HDB will offer 4,850 BTO flats in Choa Chu Kang, Hougang, Jurong West, Sembawang and Woodlands.
2014. The New Paper Fewer BTO flats in 2015 21 Oct (Online). Instead, the HDB should phase out ECs and build more Build-To-Order flats to satisfy the queue of newlyweds hoping to get their own place so that they can start a family, as well as the growing segment of single citizens.
2015. My Paper HDB to build more BTO flats in 2016 31 Dec (Online). The number of new Housing Board Build-To-Order (BTO) flats will be ramped up to 18,000 next year to provide for a rise in demand.
by twentyoneshadows June 26, 2016
Get the Build-To-Order flatmug. Worse than calling someone a chicken; a Flat cock is an endearing term for one of the boys who is being a bit of a pussy or a wet ass. Used to cheer them on.
Used a lot in the french alps
Used a lot in the french alps
by Flatcock23 January 7, 2020
Get the Flat cockmug.