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California Oil Spill

When you come inside a girl, but the condom breaks.
Fuck, looks like we've got a California Oil Spill on our hands. I'll see you in 9 months.
by FatherOfTwelve May 7, 2009
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California Rape Whistle

The sound made by air passing over a recently stretched anal cavity. Much like the sound of wind over the mouth of a beer bottle, but with more shame.
Tom: What was that noise?

Kevin: Tyler just walked by. He had his head down, so I think he got a new California Rape Whistle.

Tom: Oh. Makes sense.
by Kevy Metall March 5, 2012
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by ThatAteezfan August 12, 2020
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California Sick Day

A euphemism for calling in sick to work so that one may stay at home and fist his or her significant other throughout normal business hours.

This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.
Employee 1: You missed the big meeting yesterday.
Employee 2: Indeed. I took a California Sick Day.
Employee 1: Up to your elbows in shit either way, right?
by Dr. Davis R Buttcheeks III September 27, 2015
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California Ear Infection

After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.
That ho got a California Ear Infection after her man plowed her poop chute.
by CA Ear Infection January 20, 2013
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California Tuna Pocket

The act of eating out a girl with a vigina stuffed full of tuna.
Tommy gave a mean California Tuna Pocket to Anna yesterday at the club
by The mac sauce king July 1, 2011
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california spring roll

When a guy shoves a spring roll on his dick and fucks a hoe, yelling I'm from Cali bitch
by biggieballz August 31, 2015
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