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American Bidet

When you poop in the toilet and water splashes your butthole, than immediately after you act fancy
I’m usually scared of an American bidet, but when the water got me, I actually liked it
by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019
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Undead american

The true way of defining people from undead desent for decades these people were oppressed by the american human race they were called sulred like the Z word or the W word (zombies,walkers) but no more of this tiriny from now on people from the human race should only use the word undead american if they want to aviod showing prejutice.
Tim: I like jim to bad he is a zombie

Pam: that is very racist of you Tim

Tim:sorry is there another word I can use that avoids prejutice

Pam:yes you can call him and people like him undead american
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American Dream

You can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle
Can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle- Eric Andre
by FrenchToast492 May 23, 2018
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the american cockrocket

A group of five or more american males fucking each other from behind until all the males are involved, thus creating a circle of enjoyment where every 15 seconds, each male takes turns groaning and cumming in their partners asshole.
The group of males had to take part in the American cockrocket in order to get into the sewing club.
by L0tionL0ver69 May 27, 2018
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American tank

a bb gun on wheels wrapped in wet paper towls
by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017
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Fidget American

Kyle is still REEing. Kyle is a fidget American.
by fiddlebumper January 29, 2020
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American Water

Like regular water but inferior in every way. Deriving from the superior British invention of 'Water' prior to their invention of the United States of America.
"Oh dear me chaps, this American Water is terrible."
by Sir Rightalot August 19, 2020
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