by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021
Get the Steven Universe mug.Steven is the door knob in every friend group. He is the person to cry when getting caught by the cops. He is also the type of person to go play crossing guard with the fucking train and yell stop. He most likely practices kissing for his nonexistent girlfriend on his mom.He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely foxes dog at 3 AM. Steven makes car e He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely fucks his dog at 3 AM. He is most likely that cringy ASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 911bASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 9/11.
Eww look it’s the fucking doorknob Steven coming down the hill. “ hey Steven don’t fall over your own ass!!”
by Bs.gerp January 30, 2020
Get the Steven mug.Special Agent of Secret Service. World-class master of espionage, disguise, and assassination. Has been in pursuit of world-class criminal mastermind Amba Singh, even at the cost of his allies such as his partner Sergeant Batu Khan.
Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: You've met your wicked demise, Amba Singh! *stabs man in his back*
Man: Steven, I'm Batu Khan, I'm Batu Khan! *bleeding out*
Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: Oh my God, Batu Khan *starts crying after realising what he has done to his long-time friend*
Man: Steven, I'm Batu Khan, I'm Batu Khan! *bleeding out*
Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: Oh my God, Batu Khan *starts crying after realising what he has done to his long-time friend*
by Steven Ambatukam October 16, 2024
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Person 1: Who's playing Senator Scott in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Steven Houska as Senator Scot, a fresh political face my dude!
Person 1: Who's playing Senator Scott in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Steven Houska as Senator Scot, a fresh political face my dude!
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Typically Steven’s a fuckboys who will be really nice to you but always have an ulterior motive, Steven’s will never just talk to one girl they will most likely choose playing games over messaging you and will try and get with your friends.
Usually a Steven will talk to you for a while and then get bored and move onto another girl but every once in a while he’ll come back and the cycle begins again
NEVER TRUST A STEVEN
Usually a Steven will talk to you for a while and then get bored and move onto another girl but every once in a while he’ll come back and the cycle begins again
NEVER TRUST A STEVEN
Girl #1 : This boy has just stopped talking to me for no reason
Girl #2 : What was his name?
Girl #1 : It’s Steven
Girl #2 : Ah that makes sense
Girl #2 : What was his name?
Girl #1 : It’s Steven
Girl #2 : Ah that makes sense
by truthfulfacts123 October 6, 2020
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Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020
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