mushroom stamp

the act of pushing the tip of your own cock into your anus - just slightly - thereby inking your tip - and then imprinting the mushroom image onto said victim

If you don't get off of my lawn, I'm gonna mushroom stamp all you little bastards!

by Snarfley McFookenhagen December 23, 2006

stamp of approval

an extention on a mushroom stamp you jizz on the persons forhead then slap your knob to get a good splatter action.

(please note the slap will probably wake the person up so get ready to run like hell!)

kenny passed out at his 18th last week so i gave him the stamp of approval for being a weak bitch.

by pugsley October 21, 2003

Stamford, CT

stamford is the biggest ghetto in fairfield county. we can't stand it when dumb mexicans and blacks come into greenwich from stamford to bother us. they just know that they are too poor to afford greenwich real estate. half of this town is white, and there are no country clubs in this town. everyone is poor, and there are stabbings and shootings at the public schools almost every week.

Stamford is really ghetto, and everyone their dresses wierd.

by badassprep June 9, 2005

Stamford

A boring town full of prude, mainly unattractive girls. Unlike nearby towns such as Hunter and Oneonta, most girls resemble the nearby farm animals as oppose to hot, curvy, sexually-generous females. Parties, for the most part, suck which is to be expected in a town of 2,000 people. In short, living in Stamford, New York is like being on the recieving end of the gagging wolf.

Mike:"Hey you want to go to Stamford I heard there is a party there."

Jerry:"Nah man I think I will just stay home and rub my nuts with a cheese grater."

by Brownie the Great October 16, 2008

Stamos

A Synonym for cool. its roots trace back to the late 1980's or early 1990's when the television show full house was popular.sweet

Dude, My parents just bought me this totally Stamos new car.

He is so stamos!

by John May 6, 2004

Man stamp

The act similar to teabagging an opponent only instead of using your nutsack, you stamp your unsuspecting foe on the forehead with your anus (aka wagonwheel). Preferably after a wet or "juicy" fart although this is not a requirement as the act is often punishment enough.

Take this Man stamp you camping noob!

Awww did the little noob get man stamped? Too bad soap doesn't wash off shame.

by PantyBacon March 11, 2011

Stamford

A noun to describe one who judges with extreme bias. One who sees god's judgement inferior. This is due to the poser-inhabited town of Stamford, Connecticut. You can usually find a Stamford at Stamford High School, one of the many failing schools in Connecticut. Many people have noticed that trends in other states seem to start in Connecticut three years after their popularity. The biggest influence on the creation of a Stamford is the reality TV show, Jersey Shore. A Stamford can usually be seen sagging cheap skinny jeans and wearing fake polos and snapbacks hats. Many Stamfords cannot survive alone, for they are weak and unintelligent. That is why a Stamford is almost always seen in small groups consisting of 3-6 other Stamfords. Common belief is that there is always an alpha male or female in these groups. It is quite easy to spot one because the underlings always seem to cling to him/her.
NOTE: Stamfords have no knowledge of any actual trends or memes.

John: "Hey James, whats up?"
James: "Not much...wtf r u wearing?"
John: "Oh these? I spent mad cash on these clothes, $800!"
James: "O rly? I bet that $2 pricetag cost $2 then, huh?
John: "...umm yeah...hehe..."
James: "You're such a Stamford"
John: "What's that?"
James: *facepalm*

by 4chanisgreaterthantumblr February 3, 2012