Somebody known for screwing people over, not in a serious fashion, typically used after you (personally) have gotten screwed over. ex; such as taking a small amount of weed when your not looking, or taking the rest of the booz after you got drunk.
Guy1: hey man you got some dank stuff...can I peep?
Guy2: Sure, it's the best. I'm actually gonna run real quick to the bathroom. I've known you for years don't pull some shit like running to your car with the bag.
Guy1: ok. *waits till fully in the bathroom* *takes a decent sized nug and tucks it in sock* *whispers to self* Ayy I mean I didn't fully screw him over like everyone else, I guess this is okay.
Guy2:*comes back* Alright thanks man.
Guy1: "hey my dad wants me home, so I am going to bounce, peace out dude" *nug falls out of sock on the way out*
Guy2: "..whats this... *picks up nug* ..that fucking #screwball did it again.
Guy1: *looks at phone text* (text from guy2): "you dropped "your" nug, I'm weighing out my bag..if it is over 2 grams then you owe me, otherwise don't do it again. I'm watching you bro, next time your not allowed at my house"
Guy1: fuck! At least it wasn't a 2 gram nug. I have to take something else since my cover on my daily nug routine is gone. For now, time to screw someone else, *calls guy 3*
Guy 3: *phone buzzing* *looks at guy 4*
Guy 4: oh hell naaa, I ain't in the mood for this screwball, I finally got a new xbox controller
Guy 3: *picks up* *talks quickly*yo bro sorry i'm at work, picked up a shift till midnight. Don't call me until then or I have to shut off my phone. *hangs up* guy 4: YO we gotta bounce before this cheesecake comes and checks the driveway for our cars. Once a screwball, always a screwball.
Guy2: Sure, it's the best. I'm actually gonna run real quick to the bathroom. I've known you for years don't pull some shit like running to your car with the bag.
Guy1: ok. *waits till fully in the bathroom* *takes a decent sized nug and tucks it in sock* *whispers to self* Ayy I mean I didn't fully screw him over like everyone else, I guess this is okay.
Guy2:*comes back* Alright thanks man.
Guy1: "hey my dad wants me home, so I am going to bounce, peace out dude" *nug falls out of sock on the way out*
Guy2: "..whats this... *picks up nug* ..that fucking #screwball did it again.
Guy1: *looks at phone text* (text from guy2): "you dropped "your" nug, I'm weighing out my bag..if it is over 2 grams then you owe me, otherwise don't do it again. I'm watching you bro, next time your not allowed at my house"
Guy1: fuck! At least it wasn't a 2 gram nug. I have to take something else since my cover on my daily nug routine is gone. For now, time to screw someone else, *calls guy 3*
Guy 3: *phone buzzing* *looks at guy 4*
Guy 4: oh hell naaa, I ain't in the mood for this screwball, I finally got a new xbox controller
Guy 3: *picks up* *talks quickly*yo bro sorry i'm at work, picked up a shift till midnight. Don't call me until then or I have to shut off my phone. *hangs up* guy 4: YO we gotta bounce before this cheesecake comes and checks the driveway for our cars. Once a screwball, always a screwball.
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Kid-friendly word for fuck. While not quite as badass, it gets the job done if you have to not swear. It should be noted that "screw" doesn't get the job done all the time, (e.g. "mother screwer", which makes no sense) so there are multiple euphenisms.
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screw out of: I think you screwed me out of ten bucks on that deal.
Max screwed me out of what was due me.
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