Sleep then YEET

When you sleep with someone then yeet yourself away

Bella: I think this person might want a relationship, but I kinda only wanna just sleep with them
Msn: It's okay, you should just Sleep then Yeet!

by Emmelyne August 30, 2022

Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 08, 2020

sleep oven

When you want to have a sleep over and you type “oven” instead and all the Jews come over

Hey Zacharias wanna have a sleep oven?

by PotatoNazi24 March 08, 2018

Sleep deprivation

Ah yes, sleep deprivation we all know it. You either love it or you hate it. Don't be sleep deprived and no I'm not doing this on 2 hours of sleep over 3 days. ;-;

Jeff: I'm so tired I didn't sleep at all last night
Mary: Oh so your sleep deprived?

Jeff: Yeah I think so

Mary: I know that feeling too well
Jeff: Yeah Sleep deprivation isn't fun

by booblover69420 May 09, 2021

Smart sleep

To sleep in a library in order to more effectively absorb learning through osmosis

I’m going to smart sleep in the library tonight since it is finals week at it is open 24/7 so I can get an A in my ecology final.

by Phanda101 May 06, 2022

Sleeping Slurpy

When a flaccid penis is peeking out from the top of a pair of pants. The “slurpy” is essentially the other person making a slurpy sucking action on the small amount of dick showing.

“He was a little sleepy, so I decided to pull the tip out and give him a sleeping slurpy.”

“ Chelsea gave Doug a sleeping slurpy around the fire. Everyone was shocked. But no one was more shocked than Doug.”

by chelsea666 January 31, 2022

Bean sleep

When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum

I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”

by Jaqass February 18, 2022