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Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
by Reed1103 April 25, 2019
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by Quack_Sauce May 27, 2020
Get the Pee Pee Soft mug.A skort is a comfortable skirt of any length with a pair of shorts or trousers underneath it. The shorts or trousers are fixed to the inside of the skirt, so it's like you're just putting on a pair of pants but it looks like your wearing a skirt.
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- Skorts are usually bought by young girls because their mothers whon't let them wear minis
- Skorts are terminally ugly
- They get hot and uncomfortable in warmer weather because of the double layer.
- They are uncomfortable to move in if they are long, because you can't move your legs very well and it gets sweltering. There is a tendancy the chafe under these conditions.
- Skorts are usually bought by young girls because their mothers whon't let them wear minis
- Skorts are terminally ugly
- They get hot and uncomfortable in warmer weather because of the double layer.
- They are uncomfortable to move in if they are long, because you can't move your legs very well and it gets sweltering. There is a tendancy the chafe under these conditions.
by BritishGurrl December 28, 2005
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it sure was hot out, i was sweating right through my motor oil stained wife beater. i had to get out of that damned sun or i would surely overheat. i looked to the house for shelter when i caught veronica in the kitchen window preparing a couple of cleveland soft serves, "i'm saved" i thought. i rushed to the door where she met me with the treats, "mmmm delish" i said right down to the extra nuts!
by billy bushka January 4, 2007
Get the cleveland soft serve mug.1. v. (snoft, snofted) To gain the upper hand in a way that makes the victim feel foolish.
2. (was snofted, got snofted) To be on the receiving end of a snoft.
2. To dismiss a partner in a way that they cannot see coming; a betrayal.
3. n. The act of gaining the upper hand.
2. (was snofted, got snofted) To be on the receiving end of a snoft.
2. To dismiss a partner in a way that they cannot see coming; a betrayal.
3. n. The act of gaining the upper hand.
It's starting to look like Bush got snofted in Iraq.
That was a pretty good snoft you pulled on the phone company.
That was a pretty good snoft you pulled on the phone company.
by Ren September 13, 2003
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