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Santa

A fat fucking pedo who sneaks down your chimney and rapes your mam sideways wen she has passed out in bed like the fat filthy prostitute she is be aware kidys santa is a fake cunt.
Santa is fake and fat
by 573 November 6, 2019
mugGet the Santamug.

Santa Cruzin'

Hiding under your jacket or blanket to smoke your dope.
What you doing under that blanket?

Santa Cruzin'
by OG Thug Wife January 8, 2025
mugGet the Santa Cruzin'mug.

Jaden Santa

Jaden Santa is so gay that he is gayer than the gayest man on earth
by Kinkysauce3000 October 19, 2019
mugGet the Jaden Santamug.

Waiting for Santa to come

When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on
"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"
mugGet the Waiting for Santa to comemug.

Santa

santa is not real
stop beleving in santa him you dumbass
by Grayisnotgay January 6, 2023
mugGet the Santamug.

santa clause

some pervert who crawls down your chimney to give you dildos at night and coal if you're a whore
idk he is wierd i dont have a sentence about that pervert Santa clause
by some dude but its used December 3, 2018
mugGet the santa clausemug.

Santa

A man that breaks into a house and eats your milk and cookie... He also give kids coal
by manwomen September 10, 2020
mugGet the Santamug.

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