Salt

The comments made by angry, 'snowflake' religionists / comic-fanboys on clickbait-youtube-videos because they're upset about the video.

"I can open up a mining company with all the salt in the comments"...

by Emdosis January 30, 2018

Sicilian sea salt

The crustiness left over after ejaculation

Omg you have Sicilian sea salt all over you

by Walter1979 February 8, 2018

raw salt

When someone expresses an opinion or point of view that is saltier than salt.

Person A: Did you hear what Person C said?
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: He talked about how Person D's song is somehow good.
Person B: That is a case of raw salt.

by ChameleonDragon February 8, 2018

Justifiable Salt

A term used for when you are angry and upset about something, but it is for a good reason or something that seems, as in the term, justifiable.

Person 1: So of COURSE Lindsey decides, 'oh, I should totally go downstairs WITHOUT the group and wander around looking at the fucking whales, causing my group to be twenty minutes late back to the bus!'
Person 2: That's justifiable salt right there.
Person 1: I KNOW! SHE'S SO STUPID!

by MaggotHoles February 16, 2018

toenail salt

This is a drug that will leave you dicked down dirty by a large crusty homeless man

Jerome:My nigga I have something to tell you

Steveo:YOU GOT YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT!?!?
Jerome:Nigga hell no you know I rap it up with that bitch. I AM NOT THE PAPPY
Steve’o:Then what

Jerome:I did bath salts

Steve’o:YOU DID WHAT NIGGA. TELL WHO/WHAT EVER IS POUNDING YOUR ASS HOLE TO HOLD ON CAUSE IM FINNA SHOVE A SIZE 13 SHOE UP YO ASS. OH WAIT THATS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED TO YO ASS CAUSE THATS WHERE TOENAIL SALT GETS YOU

by Mega niglet May 6, 2018

winter salt

What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".

I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.

by QuacksO January 12, 2017

Salts

Snickered and laughed and then stopped. This is a better replacement for lol

I was on Judge Judy and she told me "Beauty fades, Dumb is forever"
Haha Salts

by turkishsuperhuman January 20, 2017