Wank Stain Of A Bastard

When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.

Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:

by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020

Jizzle Stain

An arrogant, conceited, immature, male youth who is synonymous with the unsightly and offensive sight of a semen stain.

Don't call that jizzle stain back, he was on top of every girl at the bar.

by Femme noveau October 20, 2010

Flirt Stains

The writing of flirtatious comments on one's "To Go" box, specifically in purple ink.

Commonly known as the "relationship ender/beginner".

You really shouldn't have left those flirt stains on top of your car.

by AE2487 July 24, 2011

chain stain

Midwest version of getting a tan line from your necklace or ‘chain’

“ must have worn your chain in the sun too long it lets a chain stain.”

by NeliLovesPopeyes August 1, 2020

DOODOO STAIN!

When you fart but you leave a doodoo stain in your undies and where u sat.

Omg did used that DOODOO STAIN! on calebs chair?

by Babalishka February 12, 2021

Plane Stains

when you get put in the middle seat of an airplane with a person on either side of you, and you have to keep your arms by your side with elbows tucked in close for the duration of the flight. causing excessive sweating which results in unsightly armpit sweat stains "plane stains" which you then have to parade around the airport.

"that 18 hour flight to London gave me plane stains something chronic!"

by nickacorn July 24, 2015

Stain

This is the type of person who will try to be the best at everything. He uses stainoids and gets attracted to men while working out. Watch out as he could stain you.

STAIN

by Ricky BERWICK REEEE March 10, 2020