Slowmensia

The inability to move quickly or act in an urgent manner.

Eli watched his breakfast decompose as his slowmensia prevented him from eating quick enough.

by yr7soccer May 11, 2018

slowrisesushi

Suchi

Slowrisesushi is suchi

by bananaarch November 16, 2019

slowrisesushi

a suchi that rises slowly

Oh wow thats a slowrisesushi

by bananaarch November 16, 2019

slower than a mower

Nothing can ever be slower

Erik myhre is slower than a mower

by Ilakxndniaklsnc May 18, 2020

slowskydiver

the average white male that listens to NBA youngboy and is obnoxious.

quit saying "no cap" you're being a real slowskydiver.

by Davion FC October 4, 2020

SlowCD

When someone has all the typical signs of OCD but is particularly slow in executing these traits.

While skiing at Deer Valley, Uncle Van was particularly riddled with his SlowCD while getting his ski gear situated.

by OleReb February 26, 2021

SlowDingo

He’s literally the best speed runner ever. Don’t ever compare yourself to him EVER

Yo slowdingo can really cshlippy

by NotSlowDingo July 13, 2021