MYSTERY SHOPPER

THE ACT OF FARTING IN A STORE AISLE,THEN WALKING DOWN THE NEXT AISLEAND LOOKING BACK TO SEE WHO WALKED THROUGH THE FART.

I left a mystery shopper in at walmart and took out 6 people.

by M514R October 9, 2008

slippery ninja

When one male sneaks upon another male and inserts (slips) his "ninja" into the anal cavity.

Bob: Rob passed out drunk last night..
so i gave him a SLIPPERY NINJA!
Ralf: WAY TA GO!
Kim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! me too!

by Jon Delacruz May 15, 2006

Slippery Sanchez

Essentially a Dirty Sanchez except instead of normal fecal matter, you use diarrhea to wipe above the lips so it runs down, also giving the person a goatee.

"Dude, I didn't know James had a moustache and a goatee."

"Well that's because we gave him a Slippery Sanchez in his sleep!"

by OMFGitsSquirting! January 30, 2009

shipped

Murdered and disposed off.

He was shipped last week by Big Red.

by Epicurus November 30, 2016

window shopper

To like someone, but not gonna ask them out. Kinda like crushing but you don't want the pressure from being in a relationship. (:

You : I like two girls, but I think I'm gona stay single.
Me : PFFT, you window shopper.
You : HEY! D:<

by trinhdang April 13, 2008

windows shopper

One who enjoys online shopping, they don't even need to use windows. See Windows Shopping

She was a windows shopper so no one ever saw her at the mall.

by Mewchu11 April 12, 2004

Slipper

A sly par

Gary holds up small sausage and comments on it.

Dan: Your wife's told me about her experiences with them all the time.

Gary: Whaaa?

The lads: Ahh mate, that was a slipper.

by Jaacckk March 31, 2011