Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 12, 2022
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Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 12, 2022
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Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."
Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.
by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016
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Santa Barbara Warm Tooth

The cruel act that involves placing a small piece of fresh feces and placing in on the front tooth of a comrade.
Victim:"Dude this coffee tastes like s***"
Friend: "Oh man check yourself in the mirror, someone must have given you the Santa Barbara warm tooth"
by lawbyjake April 10, 2015
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Blue Santa

When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.
"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"
by D Kay December 18, 2023
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Lady Santa Syndrome

The condition of being a woman with normal sized head, arms, and legs but with a ginormous belly like Santa.
That girl over there is suffering from Lady Santa Syndrome. She has a normal head, legs, and arms but her belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly.
by Finnegan Casey Dress-up March 29, 2015
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blue santa hat

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.
“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”
by pasha63 December 08, 2023
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