A not-so-happy trail that ends in bumpy dry vagina that is filled with a yeast-infected, shit-covered cock.
by rustycarl22 March 29, 2009
"Did Jon bolkey her again when you went tubing?"
"No, he changed it up and went for the rusty bolkey!"
"No, he changed it up and went for the rusty bolkey!"
by bradyofthesxcntr August 27, 2008
(rapist)what the fuck happend last night (a henchmen) well we were at the bar and you met this hot chick one thing led another and BAM!! rusty rothlesburger.(rapist)fuck man i gotta stop doin this
by benti February 22, 2011
When you stick your nipple in someone’s ear hole while taking a shit in a cat litter box on one leg and eating a peanut butter and banana sand which with no crust. Hence the name rusty flamingo.
When the litter box was full and some one left crust on the counter I knew that my sister had just performed a “rusty flamingo” act.
by HollyMollyJolly March 21, 2018
A game where you walk as far as you can letting out a little bit of a fart with each stride. The winner is the one who goes the farthest distance when the 'controlled' farting stops.
by Ashleybond30 June 02, 2017
When you fist a guys bootyhole, pull said fist out, and proceed to squeeze his cock as hard as you can with your shit coverd fingers.
by Do it for Todd April 23, 2021
A red headed person that tries too hard. Generally this person is overwieght. Also has an obsession with Notre Dame.
by Jehung April 28, 2005