Poopanoogen

The act of reading a Stephen King book while taking a dump and texting a female cousin from your dad's side of the family.

Hey! Hurry up in there!" "Calm down! I'm poopanoogen!" "Aww, man! Now I goota poop outside!

by butt muffin mother of a fire August 11, 2010

poop patroller

a derrogatory word for a gay man.

Dude, you're a poop patroller!

by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010

poop poop golf

a game that you play on the toilet where you make an attempt to clog the plumbing by taking the biggest possible dump you can and then flushing. clog the toilet? WINNER!

dude i went in the bathroom to play poop poop golf and i took the biggest dump and clogged that son of a bitch!

by wyman4221 April 27, 2011

Poop Fatigue

The feeling of relief and relaxation that one gets after a very satisfying poop.

OMG! That was such great poop! I feel so much better. I have poop fatigue now.

by ceremyjohen February 8, 2012

poop cleaver

When your butthole pinches the tail of a turd off and it stays stuck in your anus.

Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.

by Pootiechomper September 20, 2013

poop snoop

The act of Facebook stalking while taking a dump.

Yo, did you know that Maranda Jane got arrested last night? I saw it on Facebook while I was poop snooping this morning.

by killaca April 14, 2014

poop seed

when your poop does not come out as a perfect solid log, a little piece of poop about the size of a sunflower seed in stuck on the outskirts of the anus.and you may attempt the flex the anus to drop off the poop seed but after many failed attempts you must use a piece of toilet paper and remove it yourself.

friend: did everything come out ok?
me: nah i gotta poop seed stuck in there.

by hussiecussie September 30, 2014