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Pervert

A man who thinks he's the greatest thing on earth. He is constantly thinking about sex, uses the words 'Penis,' 'Ho,', 'Bitch,' 'Jizz,' 'Pussy,' and more in daily conversation, and can turn any regular sentence into something sexual. He has no respect for girls at all and looks at them like nothing more than sex toys. He says things like "My bitch was sucking my dick last night."
Guy 1: How's your girlfriend doing?

Pervert: That bitch got boned hard last night!
by BassGuitar546 August 7, 2011
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Hippie Commie Pervert

A marxist hippie who is in need of a shower. Often known for having far leftist view points. Many are found without shoes or condoms.
Many wall street protestors are hippie commie perverts.
by Jim H Little December 15, 2011
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guys who are very lonely and are desperately horny that 'violate' a female to gain satisfaction perv
~Brad F.

~Eric C.

Girl: Stop looking down my shirt, you perverts!
by Anonymous Band Geek :P March 8, 2007
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The Perfect Arse

A 30 degree concave chunk of fine-ised smooth warm flesh.
by Big Dave (Yeah Go on MUG ME) February 25, 2004
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Perfect Game

When your having perfect doggystyle sex with a hot-ass beezy. You give her 27 pumps of perfection; same number of batters a pitcher must face to get a perfect game. After the 27th pump, you pull out, if your wearing a condom, take it off, if not don't worry, and blow your load straight into the air, allowing it to get hangtime before landing on the girl's back.
I gave Mrs. Abbott a Perfect Game!
by Pvt. Twitchy May 12, 2007
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pervert

one who spends most of his time in his room at his coputer looking at porn and jcking off. his only source of action from another human is usually sluts who only do them cause they have no morals.
Perve: hey can i touch your boobs
Girl:who the fuck are you
Perve:i'm arnold and your hot.
Girl:SLAP. fuckin perve. go jack off.
Perve:(as she walks away)but i already did that today.
by orange March 13, 2005
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Pervert's Cramp

A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.
Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009
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