Pearlfect

Pearlfect is similar to being pearlin but you are so perfect and a pearl or honorary pearl.

Dani B is pearlfect.

by Pearlin February 20, 2013

Pearl Garden

The Pearl Garden is the act of a man ejaculating onto the pubic region or genital hair of their sexual partner, male or female.

"Last night my boyfriend came all over my pubes, I had heard of a pearl necklace, but this was like a messy pearl garden."

by Jamesy W May 12, 2013

pearl milling

Verb - To use a woke agenda and/or identity politics to separate a liberal from their money.

Quaker Oats is pearl milling Fabian and Greta because they're woke dumbasses with Feminist Theory degrees.

by ImmortalThanos February 10, 2021

To Bomb Pearl Harbour

An act - either a by-product of poor hygiene, or as a precursor to the bombing of Hiroshima (bomb Hiroshima) - in which an Asian subject deposits a large dump in a cubicle which typically receives only Caucasian use.

Optionally includes the laying of a "dollop" on the toilet seat.

Man, I invited some of A-town over on the weekend and they utterly destroyed my bathroom. ..

I had no idea they were going to bomb Pearl Harbour.

by A college with Asians September 2, 2010

Wearing the Crimson Pearl

A situation in which one person is hit in the face with another persons bloody tampon. This can be used in both a sexual or aggressive manner.

The term is derived from the crimson shade of blood and the popular "Pearl" line of tampons.

My lesbian lover and I don't care about real jewelry, we prefer wearing the crimson pearl.

by M-Three April 12, 2011

pearl necklace

after tittie screwing a girl the man shoots his manhood on the woman's neck...creating a shiny, wet, cheap pearl like necklace.

"Hey Bev...let me get a little closer so I can give you a beautiful pearl necklace"

by beaver1 April 8, 2003

Pearl Jam

Guys that usually pretends to be in summer using shorts, even if its is winter in Seattle.

Eddie Vedder is one of those old boys using shorts, tell him it is winter and he is 43 y old.

....ohh, you are talking about those skaters called Pearl Jam?

...yes

by internani February 4, 2007