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Sparkle pony

A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.
Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.
by CapitanSeaman June 6, 2024
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White Pony

A man of Caucasian ethnicity blessed with a cock so big he is easily comparable to the giant endowments of some Black men.
"Holy shit!" my wife shrieked in my face as my best friend dropped his shorts and joined us in the hot tub. "That's a Black man's cock! Why didn't you tell me Rob was a white pony? I would have fucked him long before now!"
by ronibarett June 18, 2024
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Persian pony

Sexual act in which one of the participants snots on their member and inserts it inside their partner.
How was last night? It was great, me and Beth did the Persian pony and it was something else!
by PersianPony December 2, 2024
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Pink Pony Club

Pink Pony Club, in addition to being the name of a bar in Los Angeles, serves as a symbolic reference to the LGBT community, particularly within the context of Chappell Roan's song of the same name. The song explores themes of acceptance and finding a sense of belonging, suggesting that the Pink Pony Club represents a space where individuals feel welcomed and celebrated for who they are. It's a metaphorical haven for self-expression and community within the queer experience.
She is a DRAG Queen that performs in the Pink Pony Club.
by DragonMadolche February 4, 2025
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Thalidomide Pony

noun

A deliberately dark, slang term for a Shetland Pony with dramatically shortened legs and an overdeveloped body, whose proportions resemble the stereotypical limb-shortening imagery historically associated with thalidomide birth defects.

Used to describe an animal that looks comically compressed, low-slung, or “wrongly scaled,” yet is often stubbornly tough and fully functional.
“He may look like a thalidomide pony, but he’ll still drag a grown man across a field.”
by FastAndBulbous February 13, 2026
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Parry Pony

An individual in a game who relies heavily if not entirely on parries & baiting tactics alone while avoiding to interact with any of the other mechanics. Being that their magnum opus that gives them any competitive relevance in a game is their single and arguably monotonous way of playing.

Derived from the idiom: "One trick pony."

Parry-pony.
Clorox brain : "Dude, you're 2-8 nerd, I hold the crown"

Personality: "You're a parry pony, you won't even fight me let alone take a swing at me, you just wait like a stiff."

Clorox brain: "I'm posting this on reddit, let's see what they think about how dumb u look lol"
by QuirkyQuick March 13, 2026
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Grease Pony

Derogatory term

Coined by the genius Yung Buttpiss, this has no real meaning and is meant to show that anything can be made into a slur if enough people use it

This is explained in the song 'Grease Pony' by Yung Buttpiss: "Being offended is fucking objective"
"Hey Tim!"
"Ew, gtfo of here Jim you fucking grease pony"
by CamTheRichest March 20, 2026
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