walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but I had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

Smoke my pole

The art of a stripper grappling your gear and placing it in her mouth.

Aaron:Wow... That stripper Chick racheal is so hot. Maybe she can do something strange for some change.
Racheal ( the stripper) hey... You got 50 bucks? I can smoke my pole in your truck! .

by Captain A ron December 31, 2019

Arizona Curtain Pole

When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.

"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"

"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."

by Brambleboie November 10, 2020

Owen Raymond Pole

A fine piece of ass

Owen Raymond Pole is so fucking gay it's unbelievable how retarded he is

by UrMothersBitch December 2, 2020

English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole

Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.

by RapeVictim December 22, 2020

Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.

Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.

by Lee Kick March 24, 2021

olympic flag pole

When the male is on his back full erection and the female does a front flip onto him landing flawlessly on his Weiner

Man my dick hurts, she failed doing the Olympic flag pole

by Str8up8up1 April 6, 2021