by Jabyl Burns November 08, 2020
The pearl harbour plop is the act of jumping on to another male or females chest and excreting on their chest.
by Luke Gooden March 19, 2014
An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.
by IntergalactalEnergy February 13, 2023
A pearl necklace based flinch test. A cunning gentleman purposely delivers his relish into an unanticipated facial zone. Open eyes and nostrils present the greatest temptation. If the recipient does not recoil then it can be said that she is a lady not for turning and therefore passes the test.
How are you getting on with your new girlfriend?
Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
by ZeBagsy December 15, 2022
A superior blow job performed by any male of the Pearl family in which the male Pearl gargles the fresh semen with eyes closed before swallowing.
by D. Uorts June 22, 2020
When a woman wipes back to front after taking a shit dragging the fecal matter into her lady oyster creating a poo ball that shines brightly when combined with HPV.
After muff diving for my treasure I expected things to get fishy, but not that shitty. In her box I found a Black Pearl. Which has nothing to do with Captain Jake, but teaching your daughters to wipe front to back.
by Richard Zin Ya December 02, 2023
Female Rage. That's it. All women have these, you just need to go get them, re-discover them, at some point you better go get your black pearls, fasten them gently around your neck, and let's fucking go. Black pearls is a representation of female rage. Get it, instead of clutching your iridescent mother-of-pearl Stepford pearls, you are going goth, you are resisting. Non-conformity. A subtle threat against the enabler establishment and predominant male-dominated paradigm.
Kitty (Musician): "Under the trees, I found a box of black pearls. I couldn't believe that it could change our known world. Under the stars one night I opened it up the box and your voice remembering who tf she is; a dark force came pouring out like old. As silent as the whisper in the wind rage Lonely words were hovering within. If I ever let the darkness come alive rage I swear I wont be turning round. If I ever let the darkness come alive I swear that I wont turn around. We found a perfect system to replace all our worn out sins. Turn around I feel you near.
Entitled Man: Let's go sweetie, we're going to be late for the party where I'm going to ignore you all night, and gently brush another woman's hair by the bonfire and say "wow it IS hot!"
Feminist: I'm just going to grab one more thing
Friend: Don't forget your black pearls
Entitled Man: Let's go sweetie, we're going to be late for the party where I'm going to ignore you all night, and gently brush another woman's hair by the bonfire and say "wow it IS hot!"
Feminist: I'm just going to grab one more thing
Friend: Don't forget your black pearls
by williet hughnot February 14, 2025