brochure training

The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.

Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.

Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.

Customer: I did that but nothing happens.

Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.

Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!

Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.

by thisisnuts January 27, 2013

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Shock’s Trains

a shitty model railroad youtuber that doesn’t even have 50 subs

person 1: did you see the new shock’s trains video?
person 2: ew no. isn’t that like cringe?

by pornhublive69 February 14, 2021

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Finger Train

When a group of girls get together and finger each other. Compare to the male form of a circle jerk but for females.

What are the girls doing tonight?

Oh I heard they were Finger Training.

I.. I have no words..

by PokemanMonster November 18, 2019

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Cronin Train

Docking but with two people behind those docking, creating a gay means sex train

Hey man, that Cronin Train last night was awesome! I'm so sore.

by Tman11 August 17, 2021

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The Rekt Train

1. a group chat that is full of people who consistently REK one another and talk about stupid things 24/7

2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt

1.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.

2.

Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?

No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.

by espolavirus March 8, 2015

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