Low milage penis

A penis that is not spread around too thinly.
A penis that shared with very few.
A penis that is used regularly and quite well with minimal partners.

I miss hanging out with Josh so much. That man has the most low milage penis of anyone I've ever been with!

by Lynnerally January 08, 2017

low level flattery

Something that although somewhat flattering is a compliment you are not proud of.

Girl 1: Hey, I saw that perv Nick staring at you with his hand in his pants.

Girl 2: That is some pretty low level flattery.

by happilysilent1 June 19, 2015

low tide slide

This term refers to the cleaning of your excremental skid marks in the toilet by getting a juicy wad of toilet paper, flushing the toilet, and dislodging the spackle during the minimal amount of time there is no water in the bowl during the flush.

I couldn't leave my ass remnants in the porcelain jungle for my coworkers to see, so i had to do the low tide slide.

by Fiftyslam April 27, 2011

Low, slow & easy

When pilot land a plane, he gotta be low, slow & easy.

Airforceproud95: We're going down in the salt lake.
Tower guy: Just remember, Low, slow & easy.

by Dominic or Bobbyboy June 06, 2019

low, slow & easy

what to think of when your landing a plane on water

Shit bird strike, Well if i can't make it back to the airport i'll have to land on the water
Low, Slow & Easy

by NSAAUSF October 28, 2018

low level bombing

another phrase for taking a huge dump.

if i dont do a little low level bombing here soon i think that my asshole is going to explode.

by the cbar July 28, 2007

All Time Low

THE BEST MUTHER EFFING BAND TO EVER EXIST. seriously though, they are amazing. their concerts are amazing! atl is comprised of four gorgeous men:
alex gaskarth, lead vocals and guitar
jack barakat, guitar
zack merrick, bass
rian dawson, drums

hey did you guys check out all time low? THEY ARE THE SICKEST BAND EVER!@#$%^&*()

(2) if you don't listen to all time low, you are the world's biggest douche bag!

by allielovesatl! January 02, 2009