Person A: You simp for me.
Person B: Wdym you simp for me!
Person A: We simp for eachother.
Person C: I think that's called a relationship.
Person B: Wdym you simp for me!
Person A: We simp for eachother.
Person C: I think that's called a relationship.
by Marci-Betty April 23, 2021
Get the Relationshipmug. C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions
You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.
You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.
by UncleAlias July 3, 2021
Get the Relationship Canonmug. Noun
A way to describe toxicity in which both parties mutually benefit while still being harmed. A double sided parasitic relationship.
A way to describe toxicity in which both parties mutually benefit while still being harmed. A double sided parasitic relationship.
Though the relationship could be considered toxic my ex and I had a thornistic relationship so it ended on good terms.
by Bigboicheese May 6, 2022
Get the Thornistic relationshipmug. Jordan Peterson's ASSERTION is demonstrably false. Their level of competence likely varies. Their level of confidence is independent of their pursuit. Amd doesn't the Dunning Kruger effect demonstrate an inverse correlation between confidence and competence? If their not competence isn't it likely that their confidence would be high? And the issue exploding into nebulous plume of semantics regarding what constitutes 'competence and confidence' for example if you look at Leonardo Decaprio he's one of the most competent actors of all time. Clearly pursuing short term mating. 4 to 5 years max. Jordan peterson believes it takes at least to years to even get to know a person and he also purports to believe that the only true consent is marriage.
Hym "So, men pursuing short term relationships AT THE VERY LEAST are unlikely to have the attributes ascribed by Jordan Peterson. If you look at professions with a high volume of groupies you see both a high level of competence and excessive short term copulation (i.e. Athletes, Musicians, Actors, ect). It just isn't the case. It's literally just a true scottsman project on to people who are fucking all of the women while ingoring entirely the women's agency in short term mating."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the Men pursuing short term relationshipsmug. A guy who sees a sad girl who is potentially sad because of a past relationship. The relationship jester (jester meaning someone who makes royalty happy usually with jokes) tries to cheer the girl up with the intention of starting a relationship with the girl. Instead of the girl dating the guy who cheered her up, she goes off and dates another guy who had no intention of cheering her up.
by Buquifious August 14, 2018
Get the Relationship Jestermug. One wants to be in a romantic relationship, and the other can't make up her mind. It's Complicated. Kaila's and Hunter's relationship
by HCH_PRO_GAMING March 19, 2022
Get the Kaila's and Hunter's relationshipmug. a relationship between middle schoolers that is usually cringy, drama filled, short lived, and/or idiotic. you will likely want to vomit due to the cringe
Tara: Omg Kyle you’re soo cute!
Kyle: Stawp it! You’re cuter!
Tara: I wuv you so much honeybun! <3
Kyle: I wuv you more my sugarplum!
*awkward side hug*
An average kid trying to get to class: I'm gonna be sick. They’re the cringiest middle school relationship ever.
Their friend: Ditto.
Kyle: Stawp it! You’re cuter!
Tara: I wuv you so much honeybun! <3
Kyle: I wuv you more my sugarplum!
*awkward side hug*
An average kid trying to get to class: I'm gonna be sick. They’re the cringiest middle school relationship ever.
Their friend: Ditto.
by mikutoaster July 4, 2022
Get the middle school relationshipmug.