Oil Up

When you put a substance of essential oil on yourself for sexual acts

Danny: Not gonna lie I’m gonna oil up.
Quantavious: What the fuck?
Danny: Nothing

by Nigger4545 April 29, 2024

Hot ass oil treatment

Pissing hot ass lava

Joel had unprotected sex with Keisha on the first Saturday of October two weeks later he was pissing an hot ass oil treatment from his urethra

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Oil Cat

A heterosexual male (often) or female (rarely) who is frail and greasy, often times below 5/10 on the attractiveness rating, but he or she is horny all the time and will simp for the opposite gender’s constant approve. Yet they are never successful in finding love or smash without the use of criminal and underhanded methods such as : drugged drinks, targeting breakups, and leveraging positions to prey.

Man: hey bro I was drinking with oil cat ,he saw a random woman and instantly said he fell in love .

Man 2: Ye that’s about the 10th time I’ve seen him do this.

Man: what a simping oil cat !

Girl: eww ! You know that Oil cat K*** , senior? He snuck into the freshman’s chat pretending to be freshman to prey on young girls

Girl 2: holy crap! What a oil cat!

by Very Concerned Citizen August 4, 2022

olive oil

another name for olivia rodrigo, since she flopped.

olive oil will suffer from the sophomore album curse.

by umchilenext June 5, 2022

Olive Oil Cake

Not to be confused with Olive Cake. The best cake with the worst name.

How is the olive oil cake so good? Fire the marketing team who named this.

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent May 3, 2022

salad oil

Like salad dressing but its not. It salad oil.

Hey Zach, pass the salad oil, my salad it dry.

Hey Zach, pass the salad oil, my salad it dry.

by Thesaldoilguy December 12, 2013

Oil Change

A dumb excuse to get out of something.

Sorry dean I can't stay for class I need to get an oil change.

by poetic patron June 23, 2016