chat math

mathematic rational used by chat to justify their monetary support for creators , implies detriment.

oshi > bills = profit

see also: girl math

streamer: brb
superchat: piss tax
streamer: what is this chat math?

by haxclassic August 27, 2025

Frist rule of chat

the person that started the conversation has to have the topic for that conversation

the frist rule of chat is a rule you cant break

by Ann urban March 24, 2021

No Chat

When someone tries to get your attention by flashing their phone screen with a message.

Yo, I just saw Mark Cuban using No Chat to ask The Chainsmokers for a napkin in Vegas.

by mhagens August 24, 2022

Goff in the Chat.

Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.

Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”

by Cap.eth February 2, 2022

tivo chat

Chatting on IM when you know the other person is not actually at their computer. The chat is time-shifted like Tivo and you know that your 'instant' message will not be immediately read. Instead you chat knowing that the messages will not be read until the other person returns to their computer.

me: hey, u @?
me: Tivo chat time
me: u should have heard the ruckus whn my p's came home
me: give me a holla whn ur back
me: i'll b on cell @ the beach byotch
me: going 4 a dip in de ocean!
me: ciao

by xrcom March 26, 2007

Track Chat

A group chat specifically for sharing the most elite house music.

-Yoo did you hear that new track?

-nahh, send that straight to the track chat.

by Nicolock September 20, 2020

Best Group chat EVER

Gang Gang🤘🏽🔥 is one of the best group chats

I want to be in the best group chat ever

by anonymous hahahahaha you November 7, 2017