Meat Tutu

A man's foreskin, typically either a Jew or European.

Girl 1: So did you fuck Steinfeld last night?

Girl 2: No, he still had a meat tutu.

Girl 1: Oh gross, I should of known with a name like Steinfeld.

by Meat tutus June 10, 2015

Meat Mangler

When a person stalks your penis or has a serious obsession with your tool.

Robyn: Baby i want it

Rell: Damn it im playing madden

Robyn: Please baby

Rell: Damn it woman stop acting like such a meat mangler!

by Rello84 September 19, 2011

meat tea

verb:The act of soaking one's balls in hot water and serving it to an unknowing victim.

Dude, this taste like meat tea.

by doopi April 20, 2014

Les Meats

Translation: The meats

Yo, I'm gonna go get les meats
"Yo, im gonna go get the meat"
Used if you want to get some meat or to retrieve an object that isnt necesarily meat.

by DrDomDom April 26, 2006

meat hamster

noun
a member of a gym that has enlarged muscles, but hands and feet stay the same, resembling a large hamster

Hey, check out that meat hamster buying protein shakes.

by PizzaBabyHorsePoserMagee October 19, 2010

Beatest meat

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else

Tree is the beatest meat of them all

by Tomokiman September 20, 2016

Meat chunk

Another word that means penis.

I whipped my meat chunk out so she could put it in her mouth.

by Mayo Sanchez April 3, 2009