Mossio-muff-her

Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.

Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went
to Mossio-muff-her ?

So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?

by Dan The Rod Leroux August 15, 2006

muff brush

the act of sticking a tooth brush inside a womens vagina and then proceeding to cum on it and brush your teeth with it

i still have pubes caught in between my teeth from when i had a muff brush

by Small_Goat May 14, 2009

nut muff

When a man has a gigantic, overgrown and out of control amazon bush, to the point that it conceals all of his genitalia.

Scaroline said to her friend "I was going to give him head, but when I yanked his pants off he has the biggest nut muff I've ever seen. I didn't have a weed wacker handy, so I just let him Panama Canal me"

by Dc107 November 5, 2014

Muff bag

A girl with a muff that shares resemblance to a bag

Person 1- I'll tell you what mate, last night i ragged that girls

brains out! I really stetched her wide!

Person 2- NICE! Just like a kfc bucket!

Person1- No, like a muff bag!

by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009

extreme muff diving

When you shove your head up a vagina in an extreme sport way

"Man, that girl is a cave. Everyone goes extreme muff diving in her"

by Fuckmonkey99 February 20, 2018

Lesbian Muff Mushing

Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.

Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.

by peeniewantsithuge December 12, 2015

Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 10, 2022