milf'd

Mom I loved fucking...and would do again in an instant.

She is no longer a Milf to me, she's a milf'd!

by Marykate Veras March 30, 2013

Milf cake

A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.

Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake

by Lightblaze June 27, 2016

MILFBWAF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck But Wouldn't Actually Fuck. Like a MILF, but one you wouldn't (or couldn't) actually fuck for any number of reasons.

My boss's wife is a total MILFBWAF. I would tear that ass up, but I don't want to get fired.

by 1natestand June 27, 2016

Milf soup

The best sex everyone wants before you die

I need to scoop some Milf soup

by Milf Soup September 7, 2016

Miffed

Confused 😐 or deppresed

I was so miffed after last week.

by EhDarkCookie December 2, 2016

milferd

Likes to drink a lot and play hopscotch naked in the street he also has a big banana. He likes to bite so be careful when your around Milferd. He loves to braid his girlfriends hair before bed.

Have fun with milferd but be careful

by Milferd December 29, 2016

Milf crusher

A guy who bangs moms

Wow, yes I do know that guy! He banged my mom. He's a freaking milf crusher

by Queenjuno June 7, 2017