I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

I'm just joshin dawg hurry up

When someone is just kidding and they want you to arrive quickly.

Make like lightning McQueen. Kody, I'm just joshin dawg hurry up

by KewlBeanZgurl68 May 11, 2022

I'm on my days

Shorter phrase to say someone is on their period.

Sophia: I'm on my days, my stomach hurts really bad

by yourmomishotash September 10, 2023

I'm sure you did

Yeah, well...

Hym "I'm sure you did. And, I know. That's clearly the impetus..."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

If you have a best friend than give him his well-deserved cake on November 15th!

It is November 14th i have to bake a cake because tomorrow is, .Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

If you have a best friend than give him his well-deserved cake on November 15th!

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020