Polish Meat Log

It basically means a massive penis and was thought up the genius Charlie Flo himself

"Wow look at that Polish Meat Log!"
"Word around the office is you have a Polish Meat Log!"

by Chaseroonee July 02, 2015

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Oregon logging truck

Passing a poop or turd from one butthole to another butthole

Samantha gave me the “Oregon logging truck” last night.

by RodneyRUX March 15, 2019

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Presidential Pepper Log

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.

Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.

by Neutered Chimp February 09, 2021

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Logging on my landing

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019

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One Log Clog

When you take such a massive shit that it only takes one log to clog the toilet...

Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...

by Skeetwood Mac February 06, 2018

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