licks on ya weetabix

The equivalent of "shame" or "unlucky" to somebody who suffers a bit of misfortune, but it should not be used offensively e.g. if somebodys mate dies you shouldnt say it. You should only say it when its laughable at.
a friend: "I got turned down for the job because they said they didnt like my hair"

Me: "Licks on ya weetabix!!"
by Tom O'G November 15, 2006
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Dick-O-Lick

One who is a doer of; or involved with the licking of a dick.
Guy: dude, did you see that faggot the other day

Dude: yea, what a total dick-o-lick
by HeHeTatoo November 18, 2009
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minnesota salt lick

When a man buries himself under soft soil, leaving his sweaty penis protruding from the dirt so that a deer can come by and lick it.
Where's Jake? He's out rockin' the minnesota salt lick.
by minnesotamaniac April 16, 2009
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Bag licking hot

Right hot! Possibly so hot your bag needs to be licked to alleviate the eternal inferno in your pants. Although not specifically linked to a defined temperature, bag licking hot is considered to be that level of hotness which can only be cooled with bag licking.
yeah, today is bag licking hot!
that broad is bag licking hot!
by EastCoastBS July 05, 2009
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Lick My nuts

1: Hey what time is it?
2: Lick My nuts bitch.
by XshadowsX April 27, 2005
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Hawaiian lick job

When you’ve pulled a Hawaiian man and his choad is so wide it can’t fit in any hole, the only option is to lick it.
His choad was so wide I had to give him a Hawaiian lick job
by Choad hag December 04, 2021
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National lick day

You can pick any part of somebody body and they can’t say anything about it
A day where you can lick anybody at anything national lick day
by Avery Finch/ Tyrone White April 12, 2019
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