kentucky reach around

When your boss fucks you but is courteous enough to pay you time and a half.

My boss gave me the old Kentucky reach around last night.

by The Last Canadian Hero September 13, 2017

Kentucky Fried Abortion

The process of replacing an unwanted fetus with a fresh out of the frier, greasy ass, tender chicken. By shoving it a mile up that bitches pussy.

Danm Daniel, u legitimately Kentucky Fried Abortioned her ass, ur a savage.

by BmxPapi December 28, 2020

kentucky thank you

When a man dips his nutsack in flour, eggs and bread crumbs. (Or if you're adventurous, panko.) He then proceeds to have another man squeeze his breaded testicles in between his butt cheeks.

"Man, Jimmy, I could really go for a Kentucky Thank you right now."

by TheLunarSeaWitch September 2, 2018

Kentucky Restraining Order

Three dudes nailing one chick. One anal, one oral & one in the vag.

When a drunk girl approaches a table a dudes, flirts and goes home with all of them...at the same time. She'said looking to get a Kentucky restraining order

by Capt. Obvious November 20, 2016

Kentucky Double Barrel

when one male is peeing into a urinal or toilet and another guy pees into the same toilet in between the other guy's legs

Bruh, there's only one toilet and both of us can't hold it. We gotta Kentucky Double Barrel this mofo.

by Dr. D the man October 1, 2016

kentucky fire crotch

'KFC' a kentucky fire crotch, aka getting an std/sti in south

-"oh shit bro i think i got that KFC"
"what do you mean bro?"
" you know, kentucky fire crotch"

by borderlined September 10, 2020

kentucky log splinter

When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.

the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter

by Quarters December 19, 2016