Josh McCague

Only the most absolutely bootylicious fella to walk our solar system. His dick dastardly energy will make any man in a 17 million mile radius bust a nut and any woman squirt like a power washer. This man has the biggest weenie ever recorded in universal history... Also refers to a large amount of weed

I wish I was Josh McCague rn

by ~~~~ pee ~~~~ March 2, 2023

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do a josh

crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.

I will never do a josh again.. that's what he said.. when a strange sound tickled his ears..

by and2 October 27, 2012

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The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare

Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!

by Allysa the dumbass April 24, 2021

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Josh bowl

A minuscule amount of marijuana in a bong bowl that will suffice the need of Joshua’s desires.

“Bro he only loaded a Josh bowl, it won’t be enough to share, He hoe’n.”

by Killchina April 6, 2022

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Josh Monk

When a person has sex with a pathetic little man called Josh Monk. This is usually bad because Josh Monk's preferred type of sex is usually not consensual

I'm worried I might be Josh Monkied at any moment.
Im looking for a josh monk.

by An Elite August 25, 2023

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