Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020

john hits

Bong hits taken while on the john; i.e. hits of marijuana inhaled whilst seated on a toilet.

I started my day with some john hits. What a great way to relax.

by osirusR February 5, 2010

Evan Johns

Americana Cult Musician, Singer and Song writer. Referred to as the "Inventor of psycho-billy" among underground rock-a-billy enthusiasts.
Songs Include - Redneck jazz, Ugly Man Madhouse

Evan Johns and his H-Bombs

-1-"hey, Did you Evan johns is still playing"

-2-"WHAT?! I thought he was dead?"

-1-"No, he moved to the West Coast

by Geeter-Sleeter October 1, 2008

John Craven

The act of drinking 3 pints of beer (lager, bitter, stout etc) without going to the toilet until the 3rd pint is finished. (1 UK pint = 568.2ml).

In the pub, sink 3rd full pint, desperate for a piss, stand up to go and announce "I've just done a John Craven".
Keep it under your hat until complete - your drinking companions will be green with envy.

No idea where this definition comes from, but John Craven was a popular children's television news presenter on the BBC in the UK 1972-1989.

by Scott Hatton September 5, 2008

Pull a John

To Leave Randomly. This makes the people you were with previously wonder where the hell you dissapeared to.

Adrian : "I just saw the funniest thing today..."
*John Leaves*
Adrian : "And then I couldn't stop laughing"
Omar : "Where the hell is John?"

To Pull A John

by ItsCristian June 11, 2008

john hein

Member of the howard stern show and founder of jumptheshark.com.

Part of john hein theme song

He's a rich nerd, because of t.v guide jon hein's now a freekin millionaire, he sold jumptheshark and you know what's funny, the great big dork now have fuck you money.

by Fla.Fla.Flo.Fly October 27, 2007

john smith

An English name... contains two clichés.

guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?

by -\_/- December 28, 2005