Will steal your money if you leave it out, tells all of your secrets after promising not too. Works for the Chinese government as a troll to incite hate and division on current u.s and some foreign events across all social media platforms. If you get a long with him it's because he's setting you up . Likes ice cream.
I was with Joey earlier but he was on social media the whole time and only wanted to talk about how great china is. Any ways have you seen my money I left on the table?
by jojo_guacamole November 23, 2021
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Will steal your money if you leave it out, tells all of your secrets after promising not too. Works for the Chinese government as a troll to incite hate and division on current u.s and some foreign events across all social media platforms. If you get a long with him it's because he's setting you up . Likes ice cream.
I was with Joey earlier but he was on social media the whole time and only wanted to talk about how great china is. Any ways have you seen my money I left on the table?
by jojo_guacamole November 23, 2021
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A friend that hits you if you say things like L.A.D
ME
Ha lol L.A.D
JOEY
wtf
ME
lick a dick
JOEY
>:(
by THEMEMELORD_XD November 19, 2018
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A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.
Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed
by grammy P June 25, 2023
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a Joey is that tall, funny guy who's everyone's friend, he's the hot ringleader of the group, a gentle giant that gets rambunctious when he drinks, takes a lot of shots like a bro but needs a chaser like a bitch, sweet and smart, a shoulder to cry on, the whole package, especially since the "giant" part isn't just in reference to his height
Is good ol' Joey coming out?
Nah, not tonight.
Ah, fuck it then!
by dontlookatmeiwasneverhere October 11, 2019
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A creepy creeper. Joey can effectively make all his female peers uncomfy and continue to think everyone loves him. Enjoys lurking around corners with sunglasses on. Also EXTREMELY sensitive and cries A LOT. If you know a Joey, please beware of these strange guys.
"Bro, Joey's here! Don't make eye contact!"

"Does Joey seem like he could be a furrry? I think so."
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Joey is a rly hot guy who is loyal to his friends and family he is always their for his loved ones he is very kind and thinks about his loved ones a lot he has many attractive characteristics that everyone adores
Joey is so sexy
by Yessir69 December 24, 2019
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