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Jessica

Has a cock that's 9 inches long. No balls. Parents called her transgender for only hanging out with boys. Has been called thick by gay short mohawk kid. Likes boys with abs and fluffy hair? Goes on call with "friend" for 5 years. Has a friend named Zoe who she hides from all the thirsty man friends. Dad buys her PS5 and Xbox to watch netflix and has 2 BMW bikes laying around.
"Why is jessica watching netflix with that gay short mohawk kid on her PS5?"
"Idk, ask her dad"
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Jessica

Whatever they see a skonka they say “Mira ay va jessica “
by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021
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Jessica

Jessica is a beautiful person on the inside and out. She is super fun and down to earth and loves chillin' in her room. She has lots of close friends and opens up easily, but when she gets really comfy with her friends she starts to do some strange things, like burping and passing gas. But apart from that, she is really great!
A random: Are u friend's with Jessica?
Another person: Yes! Who isn't friends with Jessica!?
by Anne_12 October 27, 2020
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Jessica Cook

A student in Mr Radleys class who's also a genius.
"wow! jessica cook is a genius!"
by jynxywynxxy January 5, 2022
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Jessica

Fat hoe who is an unloyal backstabber thinks the whole world is about her flabby and cries a lot especially the ones who go by jessica not jess and they can't seem to realise they are the problem! has no real friends is fat has weird eyebrows did I mention she's fat
Gosh she eats so much she is starting to look like Jessica
by sausagesizzler January 17, 2025
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Jessica

A pretty girl with a heart of gold who is the single greatest fencer to ever live in my humble opinion. She is also very smart and funny and has good taste in books.
Jessica is literally so good with a sword she would kick your butt and then discuss LOTR with you after it.
by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025
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jessica jarman

Oh that girl is a real Jessica jarman
by Hottestdonindaworldinio November 23, 2021
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