by Jessica Allsop December 7, 2023
Get the jessica allsopmug. A very smart girl that plays many sports. she plays roller derby and never stops. she wants to help people as much as she can but people won't let her. she likes a guy named Jerret. has many friends named Brijae, Jacob, Lezlee, and many more! this is jessica sonner's life.
by jolly_crusher May 13, 2018
Get the jessica sonnermug. If Aphrodite was a person it’s Jessica, quite literally the prettiest girl in existence, and nobody comes even close. Jessica is so compassionate, comforting, caring, sweet, kind, and absolutely loving. You’ll never find someone like Jessica and the love she can bring you. If you ever find yourself one hold on to them tightly and never let go cause ik I won’t ever want to.
(Wick witch): Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the prettiest of them all.
(Mirror on the wall) : that would be the fairest, prettiest and most gorgeous of them all Jessica.
(Mirror on the wall) : that would be the fairest, prettiest and most gorgeous of them all Jessica.
by eggy_nacho July 30, 2024
Get the Jessicamug. Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.
Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees
*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees
*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
by Old Bread April 30, 2023
Get the Jessicamug. The most supportive and loving girl that walks this earth. She has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at night. Her smile can light up a whole room filled with darkness. And her laugh is contagious and cute. Girl’s can't help but to stare. If she falls in love, she won't stop thinking about you. She is intelligent, athletic, into art, and great at listening. If you ever find yourself a Jessica, don't let go.
by Jess_xxx January 29, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. Jess, u r a hell of a bitch.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
by Fart-on-ur-pillow killer November 24, 2021
Get the Jessicamug.